Well,
lets jump in head first. As of this second, I have no
clue what I'm going to talk about...which is pretty much
how it always is, but this time I have NO clue
whatsoever...nothing...I'm...just...gonna...write...
Well, how
'bout Interplay are some sorry bastards? Let Volition
talk about FS2 dammit...ok, enough of that topic.
UPDATE: Oh
good! After I write the above part, Interplay releases
the FS2 press release...now maybe I can beat someone for
some good information...or maybe not.
OK then,
what about our friendly neighborhood Overlord
impersonator, for this article, I will refer to the
imposter as Overdork, just so there's no confusion
between Overdork and our friendly neighborhood Overlord,
over at DC. Overdork...you're a dork. Why are you trying
to ... do whatever it is you're trying to do!? You are a
freakin psycho, go away, I saw no point in all the lies
and deceiving... you suck, so does this rant, but that's
besides the point! Which brings us to why people want to
do things like this at all. I can understand national
security and whatnot, but when someone just does it out
of the kindness (or should I say un-kindness?) of their
heart, then they qualify as the lowest class of chump,
which I have no clue what that would be...but its bad
dammit. These people obviously were either beaten by Bozo
the Clown as a child, or molested by Barney, our friendly
neighborhood purple dinosaur. By the way, what kind of
dinosaur is Barney exactly? I've read lots of books about
paleantology, kind of an interest of mine when I was
younger, and I never once ran across a Singing, Purple
dinosaur. He must be a new kind, but I'm not sure if he
would even classify as a dinosaur at all, I mean
c'mon...he has NO teeth, his skin isn't similar to
reptilian at all (I've never seen a reptile with foamish
skin), and most reptiles don't talk, or sing for that
matter. Speaking of dinosaurs, did anyone see that webcam
of Sally the T-Rex, she's the biggest T-Rex fossil ever
uncovered, and being constructed and whatnot, and you can
watch! Its in the Chicago Museum I think (sorry, can't
remember the name, not even sure if Sally is what they
named her, and I don't feel like checking). OK, to the
rant here: Why the hell name her Sally!? I mean c'mon!
Its a freakin dinosaur! They're supposed to be all scary
and stuff...and you name her Sally...yeah...that will
strike fear into people's hearts. Should have named her
something like, um... Dino of
Doom...er...something...that would have been fun. At
least her name isn't Pippy.
OK, I'm
going to go see the movie 'The Matrix' now...when I get
back I will write some more...until then.
Damn, 'The
Matrix' is the bomb! I love that movie! Speaking of the
Matrix...let me just tell everyone what exactly the
Matrix is. The Matrix is this dangerous rabid feline. Ok,
not really. I myself almost had the movie ruined, thanks
to Comedy Central's "Daily Show". That guy who
reviews movies started up on the Matrix..."Everyone
wants to know what the Matrix is, well, that's simple,
the Matrix is -", at this point I managed to change
the channel before this sorry bastard ruined the whole
thing...chump.
How bout
the fact that I have a burping disorder? I think this may
be related to the fact that I have a staple in my lung,
but I can't be sure...I'm no doctor. I can't stop
burping. ::belch!:: Also, why does my jaw have to be all
fooked up?! I think have some TMJ disorder as well.
Usually my jaw doesn't like to cooperate with my mouth,
which causes some minor eating problems, it also makes my
burping disorder a little more difficult as well.
::belch!:: I'm just so glad I could share my little
bodily disorders with you.
Now, I'm
overly excited about my car, I just spent 1300 dollars to
get it all in working order (ok, so it wasn't really my
money technically...but someone gave it to me,
willingly!) and now it wants to be all fooked up again,
piece of crap...better not cost 1300 dollars to get it
fixed again...
Well, this
sucked...screw it...you read this far, you laughed, you
cried, you...nevermind. Have a nice day!
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