Yo.
Dude, Street Fighter the Movie sucks ass,
now I know why I never went to see it, ABC sucks ass just
for showing it on TV, what a waste of air time, they
should have played... The Matrix.. yeah... that would
have been cool. Also, Mario Brothers sucked ass, so did
Wing Commander (although some spiff special effects),
damn near all games made to movies sucked ass, except for
the first Mortal Kombat... it was decent at best. I know
I know, all of this has been said, games don't make good
movies. But, a game CAN make a good movie, its quite
possible given a good screenplay writer. I believe a
writer can take any fairly good game plot and turn it
into a decent movie. A couple games I think could be good
movies: Zelda, definately has possiblities, but never
will prolly. FreeSpace (of course!) also has
possiblities. Well Hell. Almost every game that had a
plot has possiblities (wait, didn't I say that already?).
God this movie sucks... I could watch the Real World
countdown thing... but...uh...no. Damn, that guy can't
even pronounce negociate right (did I even spell it
right?). Aww... quite an inspiring speech Jean Claude van
Damme... bwahahahahaha!!
Dude, why is everyone playa hating on Jar
Jar, even tho I still haven't seen the p1mp movie of the
summer Jar Jar is a p1mp, but only because everyone hates
him. If everyone loved Jar Jar, he would be a chump. But
he wins this time...
Dude... that sound was gay... why am I
watching this movie? When are we going to see some
freaking fighting... I mean, wasn't this game all about
fighting!? Enough talking, Fight already!! OK ok, enough
picking on this chump movie...
Oh god... now my mom is playing the song
'Baroque Hoedown' - the song from the electrical parade
from Disneyland - dude...it sucks... I'm sure you've
heard it even if you don't know the name or even been to
Disneyland, sucks. Dude... what's up with Disneyland
even, it gets totally dissed over Disneyworld, that
sucks. The give Disneyworld all this cool shiat and then
don't give Disneyland jack, I don't think its had a new
ride in years (although its been 4 years since I've been
there...), I think Splash Mountain was the last new
ride... ah well...
How hard could it possibly be to find a
decent job? I'm not even looking for a good job, just
decent. I figured that since I'd be home 2 weeks before
the high schools here let out, I'd have a head start on
all those high school chumps looking for summer jobs.
Plus, I'm a college student with more experience then the
chumps even... But NO! Don't hire me, hire the chump. Out
of 7 places I've applied... 0 have even wanted to
interview me, hell, even my brother's place of employment
won't even consider me... I swear, everyone who runs a
business here is a bastard...
Another thing with email, I love to get email, so keep sending
it dammit! :) But remember, I'm subscribed to the FDL,
FUDL (which adds about 2 emails a week) and with all my
regular email, it really adds up. I still like to read
everything I get tho, and I do, but don't write me
fifteen times about how I didn't reply to your email,
you'll get p1mp smacked. I usually reply to site related
email, but if its just a question or something or just
saying how cool I am, then I don't, I'm tiring of getting
cussed out dammit...
OK, I guess
I could finish this now, its now June 13, and I started
this on the 5th... what the hell is up with that. Anyway,
I went to see Star Wars finally, p1mp movie. I liked it a
lot. I guess some people will be all like, "Dude,
you suck, there was no character something 'er ruther,
and the plot.. blah blah". Suck it, I love special
effects in a movie (not to say any movie without special
effects sucks, but to me, if a movie has great special
effects and is at least decently cool on the plot side,
then I likes) and the special effects kicked ass, so it
gets 18 stars in my book (out of 5 stars). Another thing
about Jar Jar. He didn't suck that bad, although he was
pretty damn annoying, and sometimes did detract from the
mood of the scene, he didn't totally ruin it like the PyroPimps said he did. Hopefully he will
have a very small part in the 2nd and 3rd movies
(hopefully no part at all in the 3rd one :) Qui-Gon
should have p1mped smacked his ass a few times when he
was getting out of line.
Another
thing I would just like to bitch about (even tho there is
no basis at all for this bitch, its kind of unavoidable
and if you want your work to be good, its required) is
the tedious work involved in making a good animated
character in 3d studio max. I guess after you've been
doing it for several years you know what to expect and
can expect to spend lots of time working on your scenes
and be a little quicker getting everything just right,
but if you're still learning it totally sucks. Especially
working with Character Studio - sometimes it can be
amusing when your model goes wack after setting all the
bipeds up, then you add the physique, and bam, suddenly
you have this guy that's just like... weird, its funny at
first, but gets tediously annoying after a while - then
animating. Guh! Sometimes (for me at least - beginner,
remember?) I have to go frame by frame, or every other
frame, and reset the model so it animates the way I
wanted it... sucks big ass. But, like I said, making good
stuff takes time and prolly sucks ass a lot. But I
digress, when you finish and everything looks exactly how
you envisioned, it can be quite rewarding seeing it in
action. You know, its difficult for me to explain, but
you know the feeling when you did something right, and
you did it alone, its pretty damn cool... anyway, enough
that.
All done
(friggin' finally).
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